Fuk ME in THe Ass: June 2006

Thursday, June 22, 2006

You best not disrespect my butt, J Lo.

Some people hire trainers and nutritionists, well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Jennifer Lopez hired me to train her butt to be huge and jiggle in just the right way. That beeotch is learning good, don't you think?

Who doesn't like to dump?

I love to wear high heels when I poop. In fact, my ass is SO full of poop, I could poop right here!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Off topic, butt check it out!

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Where the Fook did we go you ask???

We here at FukME were impressed with this fat-assed wonder. We call her Da Vinci's daughter. Like the Mona Lisa, her ass crack has an inscrutable smile all its own.