
Hey there college boy, I thought you said you knew what you were doing. I think you missed my cootch you jackass! Oh, wait, I didn't realize that was you Serge Brin. Do whatever you want to me!

Hi. My name is Paris Hilton. You may know me from my first video where the world's lamest loser fucks me everyway till Sunday. I know, it's not a very exciting video and I look really bored the whole time. Well, that's because I would rather have been taking it up the ass from my friend Larry Page here. I can't spell his name, but what does it really matter, Page is not an easy word, people understand that.