Keyra's Argentinian Booty

Sure, you may wonder where the quest for the perfect ass ends. Well, so do we here at FukME in THe Ass!

Hey, wait, that's not my snatch you idiot

Hey there college boy, I thought you said you knew what you were doing. I think you missed my cootch you jackass! Oh, wait, I didn't realize that was you Serge Brin. Do whatever you want to me!
Hi. My name is Paris Hilton. You may know me from my first video where the world's lamest loser fucks me everyway till Sunday. I know, it's not a very exciting video and I look really bored the whole time. Well, that's because I would rather have been taking it up the ass from my friend Larry Page here. I can't spell his name, but what does it really matter, Page is not an easy word, people understand that.

I ryka be fooked up the ass, too!

Herro everybody, I ryka be flucked up the butt, too. I flom Korea and my name is Minka.

My ass isa ripe for da takin

Beer, bratwurst and bed do a body good

Ah yes, beer. It does a body good. So does bratwurst for that matter.

After a long day of wearing my little green felt cap and leiderhosen, nothing could be better than my bed. I go there to take it up the butt, of course, because that's what I do. Now fuk me in the ass!

I want to fuk'd in the ass, too!

Oh how I love to jog. I run marathons in all the major cities around the world.
Before I take it up the ass, I like to take a ride on my bike.

After taking it up the ass, nothing beats a Coke and a smile.

I love to be fucked in my big ass.